The difference between scientific theory and reality

The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.

Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm

Height Of Illiteracy:

You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
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And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

Interesting Confusions

“Interesting Confusions”

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!

ECG if u go out with wife

ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________

Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child

Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day

The best quote of advertisment

The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

“Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother…”

Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

who’s Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..!

that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

Man gets up, jumps out of the window

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Boy bought gift for His Girl friend

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

My favorite colour is “YELLOW”

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’

Request GOD to impRove your taste

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D